The WORLD'S OLDEST Salad Dressing: Reader Correspondence (11-20)

The following are real email from readers.
  1. Subject: help, Wed, 25 Jun 2003 23:56:23
  2. Subject: bottlecap preservation technique, Sat, 11 Oct 2003 07:55:57 EDT
  3. Subject: Creamy Italian Dressing, Sat, 24 Jan 2004 19:55:59 -0000
  4. Subject: World's Oldest Salad Dressing, Mon, 08 Mar 2004 22:20:01 -0500
  5. Subject: Salad Dressing, Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:36:51 -0700 (PDT)
  6. Subject: your salad link is featured, Wed, 29 Sep 2004 10:48:11 -0400
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    #1 
     From: TaraJonet "at" aol.com
 Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2003 23:56:23 EDT
 Subject: help
 To: rlaramee "at" yahoo.com

 My name is Shirley Allen an I moved from Philadelphia to San Antonio, Texas and 
 can't not find Pfeiffer salad dressing especially roasted garlic vinaigrette.  
 Please help me.  My home phone number is 210-824-0620.
    response: Dear Shirley,

    Luckily, a volunteer (Tom) was able to help you. We have tracked down where you can buy Pfeiffer salad dressing for you. Congradulations! Please read the letter(s) below.

    -cheers, bob 

     Subject: Pfeiffer/Marzetti Item Locator Stores
 Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 16:59:58 -0400
 From: Tina Rice Trice at marzetti.com
 To: laramee at pobox.com

 Dear Mr. Laramee,

 Thank you for your e-mail regarding our
 Pfeiffer Roasted Garlic Vinaigrette.  We
 also bottle this flavor under our Marzetti
 label.  Although the Pfeiffer labeled item
 is not available in your friend's area, our
 Marzetti labeled product is sold near her.
 
 Below, please find a list of the stores
 nearest her that have recently sold this
 item.

 Thank you for your interest in our products.

 Consumer Relations Department
 T. Marzetti Company
 
 H E B
 300 W OLMOS DR
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78212-1958
 (210) 829-7373
 1.8 mi E

 H E BUTT
 6000 WEST AVE
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78213-2714
 (210) 341-7289
 3.5 mi N

 H E BUTT CENTRAL MARKET
 4821 BROADWAY ST
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78209-5703
 (210) 822-6933
 3.8 mi E
 
 H E BUTT
 999 E BASSE RD
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78209-1800
 (210) 822-0156
 4.1 mi NE

 H E B
 1955 NACOGDOCHES RD
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78209-2217
 (210) 930-3707
 5.0 mi NE

 H E B
 9900 WURZBACH RD
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78230-2212
 (210) 696-0794
 5.1 mi NW

 H E B
 11551 WEST AVE
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78213-1343
 (210) 340-7976
 5.5 mi N

 H E B
 1533 AUSTIN HWY
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78218-1708
 (210) 828-5076
 6.0 mi E
 
 H E B
 5803 BABCOCK RD
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78240-2100
 (210) 641-6403
 6.0 mi NW
 
 H E B
 12777 W IH 10
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78230-1014
 (210) 558-3981
 6.8 mi NW
 
 H E B
 3524 S NEW BRAUNFELS AVE
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78223-1458
 (210) 534-8177
 6.9 mi SE
 
 H E B
 7010 S ZARZAMORA ST
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78224-1100
 (210) 924-9027
 7.5 mi S
 
 H E B
 1015 S WW WHITE RD
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78220-2530
 (210) 333-0020
 8.1 mi SE
 
 H E B
 15000 SAN PEDRO AVE
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78232-3714
 (210) 494-3501
 8.3 mi N

 H E B
 9255 GRISSOM RD
 SAN ANTONIO TX 78251-2805
 (210) 681-5071
 8.5 mi W

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    #2 
     From: JKandMF@aol.com
 Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2003 07:55:57 EDT
 Subject: bottlecap preservation technique
 To: rlaramee "at" yahoo.com

 i have the info you need regarding your need for a clear fluid to preserve your 
 bottlecaps. believe it or not, JPL (jet propulsion labratories) claims that a 
 VERY, VERY fine mist of fresh male ejaculate contains the proper "sealant"  
 (dimethyloxinozolinote nitrate) (Di3 N6 o2 Zc8 Fe1) you need to preserve your 
 "Worlds Oldest Salad Dressing" bottles. 
 
      directions are as follows: clean said bottlecaps with a moist 
		  towelette. slowly "milk" penis. let contents flow (unsure how to 
			do a mist) over bottlecap. setting time varies( 3 hrs if you are black) 
      hope this helps.
         
		  Ima Fleiingsasser 
 M.D.
   
     response: Dear Person,

    Congradulations on being able to integrate your perversion into The World's Oldest Salad Dressing. Are you kind of sick or something? I would rather have the bottle caps rust away than try what you are talking about.

    -cheers, bob

    #3 
     Date: Sat, 24 Jan 2004 11:56:00 -0800
 From: kathy henderson khenderson485 "at" mybluelight.com
 To: rlaramee "at" yahoo.com

 Hello...I thought that you might be able to help..I can't seem to find 7seas 
 creamy italian dressing anywhere...any suggertions...thank you ...Kathy Henderson

 Sign up for Internet Service under $10 dollars a month, at 
 http://isp.BlueLight.com
    response: Dear Kathy,

    Thanks for your correspondence. In this case, I refer you to some of our previous reader inquiries. Have a look at the top of this page or at page 1 of our reader correspondence.

    -cheers, bob

    #4 
       From: "Daniel M. Scully, Jr." c*pt**n s*ndw*ch "at" hotmail.com  
	 To: rlaramee "at" yahoo.com
   Subject: World's Oldest Salad Dressing
   Date: Mon, 08 Mar 2004 22:20:01 -0500

 hey Bob, how are you?  hope all is well.
 
 just checking out the salad dressing page.  the correspondence 
 is great.  it continues to amaze me how dense people can be, evidenced 
 by the requests for information on purchasing the particular brand of 
 dressing.  do they even look at the site before wasting time typing a 
 message?

 I have a page on my site with photos for the New year's swim some friends 
 and I did a few years ago here in South Boston.  the polar bear club (L 
 Street Brownies) that organizes the swim does not really have a web page.   
 my page comes up first in a google search.  though it fairly obviously 
 points out that I just swam and am in no other way affiliated with the 
 group, people inquire with me about them.  I received several emails, 
 including one from a newspaper reporter from the Patriot Ledger.  ordinary 
 schmoes are one thing.  when a reporter, who would presumably have a 
 heightened ability to comprehend what they are reading since they explain 
 news to people, is mistaking my site for something officiial or even 
 beneficial to their story, it's sad.  I keep most of the correspondence I 
 get for my site on a testimonials page, but did not put these on there.  
 damn.
 
 How is Nina?  any traveling in the works?  still hoping to see you here in 
 October for the wedding.
 
 -Dan Scully
 www.dmsjr.com
    response: Hi Dan,

    i am impressed that you got some inquiries from the Patriot Ledger. i would love to have a newspaper call me and ask for more information. Do me a favor, if you get another call from them, can you send them my way?

    Nina's good. We plan on attendint your wedding.

    -cheers, bob

    #5 
      From: "Dawn Corrado" dawn_corrado "at" yahoo.com
  Subject: Salad Dressing
  To: rlaramee "at" yahoo.com
  Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:36:51 -0700 (PDT)

 Man, that salad dressing is old!
 
 Hey, found your site and wanted to say a quick "Hello!"
 
 Dawn (Simmons) Corrado
    response: Hi Dawn!

    Nice to hear from you. i never thought the salad dressing web page would turn out to be a way to stay in touch.

    -cheers, bob

    #6 
      Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2004 10:48:11 -0400
  From: "Daniel M. Scully, Jr."  dmscullyjr "at" gmail.com
  To: "Bob Laramee" rlaramee "at" yahoo.com, "Matt Callahan- USB" matthew.callahan "at"usbank.com
  Subject: your salad link is featured

 Bob, this guy Matt I work with found your salad page linked on another
 site.  On the left side of this page,
 http://www.blacktable.com/index.htm, under links, it is there if you
 click on the part reading:

 The Depression 
 really messed up old people, didn't it? It's the reason why Grandpa
 has six dozen rolls of toilet paper and enough canned food to equip a
 neighborhood bomb shelter. It's why Grandma always comes home from
 Burger King with a five-inch wad of paper napkins, a half-finished
 Diet Coke and 46 ketchup packets. And the Depression, we're betting,
 is the reason why someone kept a bottle of Seven Seas Creamy Russian
 dressing in their refrigerator for the last three decades. You know,
 just in case someone came over and felt the urge to toss spoiled,
 toxing dressing over their greens.
 
 -- 
 Cheers!, 
 Daniel M. Scully, Jr.
 www.dmsjr.com
    response: Hi Dan,

    Thanks for pointing that out. That Black Table web site has some really funny stuff on it.

    -cheers, bob